Donkey Fire

Rock Man Enough, The Dukes of Shinjuku-ku-ku-ku, Spit Shine, Terry Borealis & The Aurora Singers, Lunch Meat Cavalcade, Tragicology 101, Pap Smear Collage, Oscar & The Buck Wildes, Trim, This Time With Feeling Inc., Testicular Dancer...

Feverish Jizz, Tumbling Mice, Milk-fed Spartacus, The In-Law Troubadours, The Kwanzaa Theory, Ostrich Pokey, Wesley Snipes Peed on My Parka, Stick It To The Man, The Masked Persnickety Thrasher of South Side Detroit, Geechy Guy and The Star Search Finalists, Silver Poons, Yellow Scab and The Hailers, Monkey Ride Mordechai, Seething With Decorum, Macrame' Condom, Please Don't Eat the Lazies, Stoneware Honey, Iron Maitre'D, Yam Shock!...

Tasty Handshake, The Wharf Brats, The Not-So-Freshers, Cool Hand Nuke, Baby Truth, Lard Tart, Now With Wings!, Tick Tock Glam, Battery Bob and The Slimline Vibratos, Hellfire Speedo, Bangbots, Flurry of Fury and The Things to Come, Long and Brown, Wile E. Peyote, Mildly Sweet, Point and Laugh, Tear-Spiked Holiday Party Punch, Pearly Puke, Death Marmalade, Frozen Pose and The Uptown Vogues, Stay Golden, Sizeable Skidmark and The Oxi-Clean Experience, Gremlin Fart, Toolin' Tightpants, The Bastard Love Children of Bobby and Cindy Brady, Blitzkrieg Nap, Gabba Gabba Spay, Hey That's My Dyke!, Gelatin Heart, Short Curlies, Manshark...

Babaloo Douche, Sniffy Snarfer, Curtailed Wieners, Apocalipps Inc., Primordial Longing for A New Day, Pet the Turkey, Snooze Button Johnny and The Late-To-Works, Pacify My Wanton Need To Be Held, Down-There Mustache, Total Anal Destruction and The Accompanying Discomfort, Strichnine Lollipop, New Poon on Monday, Slick Lawrence Bergenthal and Kool Moe Rosenblatt, A Fine Kettle of ROCK, Too Bad You're Gay (TBYG), Neuroses of Grandeur, Sillypants Pariah, Steve Winwood, Boom Boom Diddy and The Wacka Wacka Noise Bunch, The Bum Rush, Pimento Loaf Slapping Sound, Hysteriaectomy, Pyro-Mart, Thrashsicle, Dream Beaver...

Dank Star Galactica, My Barfing Garbled Ape!, Spoon Me Like the Knob (courtesy of Helen H.), Hernia Inferno, Rojo Solo, Captain Toenail, Granola Gary and The Crunchers, Floss Thrice!, Bus Stop Boy Spank, Trivial Purse Suit, Livin' Large in Laos, Tango Gherkin, Diesel Weasel, Jazz Pardon...

Tan-Line Fetish, The Darling Buds of SHRED, Cock Around the Clock, 28 Blowjobs Later, Bunsen Burner Bonfire, Tumultuous Underpants, Scabby Dan, The Unholy Unholiness of Being Unholy, This Pancreas Is Not A Toy, Animal Fagnetism, Rip Screaming Diarrhea, Pepto-Abysmal, Pussy Pants, Party Balls, The Acid Testes, The Home-Schooled Posse of West Boca Raton, Shakin' Grandpappy and The Parkinson's Mafia, Alarmingly So!, The Car-Jack Kennedys, Candlebra and Panties, Ride the Cake, Wicker Motorcycle, The Screeching Seagull Sallys and The Coupon Clippers...

OB-GYN Kenobe, Brownish Breeze and The Break-Winders, Burning Sensation, Honky-Tonk Samurai, Punitive Love, The Stench Republicans, Nun the Wiser, Kneel and Bob, Grand Theft Grotto, Vomit Zappa, Sassy Fetus, The Non-Denominational Fanatic All-Stars, Free-Bouillabaise, Barbie Whore, Vinyl Vagina, Naugahyde is On Your Side, Squat Krazy, One Leg Up, Hot Brown Starfish, Fistimuffs, Rubber Hole, Snatch Du'Jour, Gee Your Tears Smell Terrific, Cry Me a Liver, Milk Stalkings, Attached Rib Meat, Ragin' Cajun and The Jambalaya Ass Explosion, Downtown Vein...

Dark Meat Messiah, Schoolgirl Slave Ship, Pedestrian Death Toll, Stevie Elksneer & his Tomahawk Choir, Caliente y Loco, Puppet Orgy, Moe Lester & Timmy, The Tense Brigade, Nervous Nelly's Latin Labiaccapelists, Willie Willnot & the Won't Yous, Vampire Swingers, Club Ape, And God Said...

Gila Monster Truck Rally, Endangered Species a'la Carte, Cut A Switch and The Woodsheds, Tinkle Town, Ballsy Palsy, Touch and Blow, Suck and Roll, The Promise Sleepers, Peeping Hymen, Rip A Hooter, Candy Apple Shred, The Underling Chain, Balls to The Mall, Haircut Extraordinaire, Pulsating Colon, Rapid Fire Rawk!, Bright Lights Big Titties, Shanghai Squeegee, SCREECHING HALT, Fart Hammer and The Wafting Nails of Stink, Hurl Ives, Too Fast for Gloves, Papier Mache Ego and The Emotional Pinata Bats, Dicken Cornhole, Paycheck Shackles, No "I" In Team, The Blaine and Andee Saboteurs, Surfers Smile So Sexy So Smile Surfer Style, The Miami-Ohio Sound Machine, Charm Bracelet Wrestling, Urethra Cowboys and The Yellow Stream...

The Heavy Humpers, Nightjizzing, Primordial Screams of Viking Terror, Numb Tongue and the White Lines, Cum Jumper, The Holy Hair Highway, Fuzzy Dissectioners, INTOXICUTIONERS, The Aramel Crapples, Lazy Day Tit Swingers, Vaginoplasty, Dr. Brownlove and the Chocolate Mouthfulls, Zipperuster, The Wet Spots, De Gaulles the Wall, Degas Attack, Jimmy Stickycrack and the Lollipop Anatalia, The Midnight Ride of Paula's Rear, The Glove, The Witch Tits, The Singapore Sugarcaners, Ballbag Johnson and the Wrinkley Crinkleys, The Warm Slices of Hair Pie, Master Daughter, Drunk on Tears, Single Malt Raindrop, Them Ole Flappin' Asscheeks...

FROM THE HARDY BOYS TV SERIES: Witches Hollow, Flying Courier, The Wipe Outs, Acapulco Spies, Jade Kwan Yin, Meet Dracula, Hollywood Phantom, Flight 608, The Creatures That Came On Sunday, Oh Say Can You Sing, Death Surf, Arson & Old Lace, The Last Kiss of Summer...

Cold Side Cold Hot Side Hot, Truman Peyote, Emma's Pee, The Short Hairs, Spectacles Testicles Watch & Wallet, Nancy Drew's Mystery Stain, Les Articles, Oprahvania, The Jeff & Dorothy Stratten Gun Club, It IS A Tumor!, Jennifer Loves To Do It, Parker Stevenson's S&M Revue, Jenny Shimizu & the Mechanics...

Girls Before Swine, Short Skirts Ask For It, Bald Mayo, The Humidors featuring Pretentious Douchebag, Banging the Sides, Fondleminium, Couples Skate, Cock It To Me!, Here Come The Fudge, Deal A Meal, Dildo Faggins, The Reach-a-Rounds, Khaki Dockers, Wonton Penis, Old Ironsides, Been There-Pun That, Virginia is For Lovers, The New Ugly, Pseudo Butthole, Quasi Anus, Curvy Turd, Bastard Pussycat, Farberwarella, Number Two Pencil, Remarkably Smooth, The Ostentatious Three, Captain Emo, Scorch Dong Trilogy, I Heart Me, Ears Aren't Handles, The French Tickler Mob, American Jiggle, Daft Jazz, Moustache Gash and The Tiny Combs, Knock-Kneeded, The Bratwurst Pack, Disco Neck Ted, MC Breakdancin' Hemophiliac and DJ Platelet Transfusion, Rap-ola, The Glowstick Conspiracy, Loogie Delight, Enema Mine....

Fernado Amore and the Acupulco Rapists, Ass Pirate Willy and the Bounty of Booty, Rhoda Rooter, The Shit Can Symphonics, Scrub the Grout!, Mercedez Boyz, The Crotch Liquors, DJ Snazzy Dresser and the Courteous Concierge, Chez Douche, Trick Cousin, HARDSPANK, Squeezin' T's, Ali Boobah and the Dirty Knees, Vest, The Mid-Cycle Humpers, Slaughterhouse Jive, For Judy Bloom the Bell Tolls, A Separate Piece of Ass, Spliff and Separate, The Girthlings, God is a Haitian Lesbian, Fall of the House of Flusher, My Ride is Here, Harvey Wasserstein's Teutonic Jazz Extravaganza, Cocktopuss Erecti, The Slim Soft Fingers of John Tesh, The Soup and Salamanders, The Gay Buttsexors, A Turd to the Wise, Sacktwist Sally and the Tube Tyers, The Latex Fists, Kings of the North, The Lief Erickson Crossover, Church Puget Sound Advice, I don't know what that Korean girl used on my legs...

Taj Maballs, Kerouaction Jackson, Bust A Loo, Third Degree Hepburns, Total Cuteness Overload (TCO), Kielbasa Ricochet, The Mulatto Collection, Octaroon Fandango, Brandon Teena Turner Overdrive, Pointed Shorts Kewl!, Hammer of The Mods, The Fece Police, Mold Spice, The Cocktail Divers, Muff The Magic Vagina, The Sit n' Spinners, Hole Shabangers, Gory Feldman, The Red Letter Gays, I'm Parched!, Morissey's Codpiece, Chastity Smelt, Boris Becker Pecker Wrecker, Bjorn Again, Latvian Pete and The Ricola Blowback, Swiss Piss with The Mini Marshmallows, Ted Nougat, The Rollicking Shablotnicks, 2 Ralulas, The Probetrotters, Hand Jive Harold and The Hot Wax, Ream Me Slowly...

Buck Up, Jani Lane's Wild Ride, Tootsie Hole, Litter Mates, On Kierkegaard!, Baby-Daddy, Mangina, Gubment Cheese, Freshly Shorn, Wil Wheaton, The LaBrea Armpits, Step On A Gator Ain't Like Steppin' on Custard Pie!, Bandito Turdito, Dirty Nun, E Tu Anus?, Pope Chest, Barf at The Moon, Bruce and The Total Fags, Teflon Labia, The Pointer Brothers, The Neville Step-Cousins, Hummus Among Us, Tofutti Rosenthal, Asshorn, Hubbub Bub, I'll Buy That For A Dollar!, Footlong Johnny and The Throat Massagers, Rock Itch...

A SALUTE TO '60s BRITISH INVASION Timmy Viminy and Friends, Toby Chuckheath's Royal Farce, Chucky Charles' Rhythm & Blues Exlosion, The Loving Tree People, 2 Thames 2, The Polka-dot Gang, The Wicky-Woos, Bobby Chaise and the Loungers, Bruce and Ian, Torie Torie Torie!, The Hyde Street Balladeers featuring Jeremy Tumble, Jump Me in the Thicket, The Bowler Five, Leviathan Rain, The Lemurs, Chad Wankworth's Pop Ad Nauseum, The Parsnips...

Scarlet Fever and the Whooping Coughs, Nice Cannes!, Tonsil Squad, Porn Cone Jamboree, Dildo Banjo, Lords of the Bored, ¡Torquemada!, Cinnamon Tomboy...

DONKEY FIRE'S TOP 10 FOR NOVEMBER!
OK Kids! Time to play God and pick your Top 10 favorite band names for the month of November! Posts made on December 1st count! Everything after will be considered next month. Top 10 lists will appear in the sidebar, so hurry up and get a'crackin! Send your list to ---> I'm a slave to the Donkey!
*Donkey Fire does not officially support "a'crackin" as a form of entertainment*

On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix, Los Bienes, Tampon Avenue, Harvey Sacc & the Doodle-Oo's, Jailbait Reunion Squad, The Cavity Searchers, Cram, Where's My Lint?, Nigel Standish Goes To War, Trim It!, It's A Toe Jam Christmas, Hedonism Brain Squirt, Royal Panty Raid, VanGogh Fuck Yourself...

Mediocre Wednesday, Perky Platypus , Rockem Sockem Lover, A Penis Between Us, The Falafel Truth, Pants Without Hats, Guapo Pollo, Trimming Crew, Strife-A-Roni, Sausage Garden, Clementine's Brown Rosebud, Fece of Burden, Scarf n' Barf, Tyrannorexia and The Clavicles, Dabble Dooya, Men in Sandals, Cock Turtleneck, Foppleberry Jones and The Velvet Crush...

Alice in Wonderbra, The Sale of Two Titties, Raquel Belch, Stink I-812, Dr. Knob and the Switch Flippers, Vaganus Cocktail, The Unkept Promise of Future Hate Unfolding, Flaming Ferrets on Mescaline, Ye Olde Tallywhackers, The Liter O' Slawhorses, Icky Icky Jew Ha Ha, Mom's Beard, The Guys, Jingleh Jingleh and the Ayuss Lobes, Tartar Boss!...

Dirty Balls Deke and The Scrub-A-Dubs, DJ Sandwich and The Hold-The-Mayos, Badmintonfinger, Fallopiantopia, Roast Beef Curtain Call, Touch Me in the Mourning, The Fissure Kings, Bewilderment in B Minor, Viva Hoboken!, The Anal-Gesics, Natalie Imbruglia's Huge Vagina, Judas Keister, Little Orphan Poon-Annie, Abrasia...