Friday, March 09, 2007
(Submitted by M. Haddad)
Pete Rosetta Stone, The Squid and the Whale-tail, The Sound and the Furious Five, The Poor Man's Omar Sharif, Fidel on the Roof, Uncle Fareed and the Al-Qaeda-Woulda-Shouldas, Much Ado about Mary, Carpe dick! Iraqi Road, The Cinematic Thrill-ride, Nathaniel Hawthorne Heights, Delano...
Pete Rosetta Stone, The Squid and the Whale-tail, The Sound and the Furious Five, The Poor Man's Omar Sharif, Fidel on the Roof, Uncle Fareed and the Al-Qaeda-Woulda-Shouldas, Much Ado about Mary, Carpe dick! Iraqi Road, The Cinematic Thrill-ride, Nathaniel Hawthorne Heights, Delano...
Tuesday, April 04, 2006
Rocky Balboa Constrictor, Mama Poontang, I Was A Teenage Pizza Delivery Boy For The NSA!, Fish Taco and the Queef Burritos...
Sunday, October 30, 2005
Tastee Lixx, Kneel Before Zod, Sexual Darwinism, The Bukkake Funeral All-Stars, Smurf Holocaust...
Saturday, March 26, 2005
Uber Amish, Polkahontas, Of Pirates & Wizards, Squad Condor, Teddy Foreskin, Lucy Talks With Her Toes, Fonzie, Rap Rap Rap, Radio Free Puberty, Dirt, Fuck You & Your Chihuahua, Chest Hair Sales Pitch, Ultimately Ultimate, Roaring Herpes...
Friday, February 25, 2005
The Honerable Reverend William Whipple and the Rape-Holes, Homeade Spay Bottle, The Couch Sores, Shitblossom, The Quick Zippin' 5, The Loaded Di$e, The Rolling Ripple Drunks, Stink Rose, Cat Power Rangers, Leroy's Waffles N' Fried Chicken, Ramadan-a-ding-dong, xCRUCIALx, Greasy Genitals and the Hot Swampy Front-Ass...
Tuesday, February 22, 2005
Carl Fagan and the Milky Gays, Chromosome Chowder, Metamusillica, Swinging' the Brown Pedulum, Cloak & Fagger, mike,myke,miike , The Cherry Turds, The Hung Turks, Jelly Savalas and the Player's Club Sandwiches, Take the D-Train to my Cootah, Hicknotique, Saggy Brown jr. and the Hairy Yamskins, Tug the Fart-Strings, The Lou Rawls of Medicine, Dude Mule, Helter Homeless Shelter, Rip:Slip:Brush:Rape, The Pissant Urinating Insects, The Rolling Stonemasons, Big Daddy G and the Childbearing Crips, Hell's Beall's Outlet, These Arms Are Trouser-Snakes, Cockfinger Willy and the Rubbers That You Forgot You Hid Under The Bed Until You Moved And When Your Friends Helped You Lift Up The Bed They All Saw Your 2 Year Old Decroded Jizzy Condoms...
Sunday, February 20, 2005
Dr. Faker & The Smirks, So Emo, The Solitude Of Beauty, Jellyfish On The Rocks, Grasping At Bras, California Amnesia, Royal Suction, Spare Me The Servitude, Pull Back Your Forsight, Disney Fuck Fuck, Delusions From An IPod, Crippled In A Crevice, The Bad Bluffs, A Finger To The Head, Your Perogative, A Homeless Boy's Tale, Eat My 2X4, I'm Fucked Up?, Her Pretty Failure, My Morning Mess...
Tuesday, February 15, 2005
submitted by Brent Indeed
The Staypuff Marshmallow Band, Ointment Testimate, Engorgeous George and Swells, Carry My Paincoat, Cankles Don't Lie, Crustie's Beret, The ArtFag Spectacle, Jeffries Roid, Fuscia 7.5, Razorblade Thong, One Lone Herpe, Taxidermy Benji, The Broken Trojans, Posture Fetus, The Swastika Rabbi's, The Extra X, Coldcut Salad Toss, Balllick, Soaked in Saliva, The Famous Gangareen, Pockmark Love...
The Staypuff Marshmallow Band, Ointment Testimate, Engorgeous George and Swells, Carry My Paincoat, Cankles Don't Lie, Crustie's Beret, The ArtFag Spectacle, Jeffries Roid, Fuscia 7.5, Razorblade Thong, One Lone Herpe, Taxidermy Benji, The Broken Trojans, Posture Fetus, The Swastika Rabbi's, The Extra X, Coldcut Salad Toss, Balllick, Soaked in Saliva, The Famous Gangareen, Pockmark Love...
Mammary Jam, Hark My Herald, Poo War, Ferretenacious, Swaggart Leavin's, Alicia Pees, Taters Again?, Twinkies Aren't Baked, Breathing the Beaver, Music:White Boy, A Lark In The Park with Joan Van Ark, Hush Money Stoolies, Iron Those Slacks!, Western Kentucky Krumpdusters, dudleydidme, Throbbing Peter to Pay Paul, The Appearance of Huge Eyebrows, Mons Publix, Sack-Ass, Who Ordered This?, The Surly Pen of Joseph Vilane, Bizarre Love Dodecahedron, Make My Spay, Russ Irwin, The Chuck Cunningham Conspiracy, Pissy for No Reason, Hoobasmell, What's Eating Raped Ape?(for the trailer folk), Punnery for Poon, Touch My Pants, Phish Eats A Wiener, I Know Someone Who Went to High School with Uber-babe Phil Varone...
Monday, December 20, 2004
Milky Kilts, Chuck Woolery-Bullery, Spank My Intentions, The Militant Sexpots, Slanted Panties, Tossed Salad My Love?, Stretch Vulva, Seating IS Available, Jacob's Bladder, Hot Naked Mom, He's Got Tits!, Dick Coats, The Scars of Tara Reid, Scooter Cooter and The Mod Rods, Naughty Ghosties!, Jello on Springs, I Don't Care if He's Married Tony Curtis is Gay...
Monday, December 13, 2004
Markedly Tardy, Hairy Me, Twilight Gyne, Battling God, Yenta Placenta, Yo La Foxtrot, Truckstop Tai Chi, Too Late for Margate?, Bling Dong, Make Them Swell, My Big Fat Obnoxious Herpes, Fleetwood Enema, Milkin' Wilkins!, Spay-As-You-Play, Humping Marcia Brady, That Natural Smell...
Monday, September 20, 2004
[The Great Gatsby edition; all song titles come from the final passage of that novel.] I Sat There Brooding, The Old Unknown World, Gatsby's Wonder, This Blue Lawn, Fail to Grasp, That Vast Obscurity, The Dark Fields Of The Republic, Orgastic Future, Stretch Out Our Arms Farther, So We Beat On, Boats Against The Current, Borne Back Ceaselessly Into The Past...
Saturday, September 18, 2004
Vegan Dilettante, Michelob-La-Di Ob-La-Da, They Might Be Giant Pestilent Sores, Floorplay, Wynton Marsalisbury Steak, Cerberus Explosion, Queereoke, Mary Poopins, Chilled Monkey Brains, Monophonic Spree, DeVinyl Countdown, Put The Fucking Lotion In The Basket, The Rash, Dead Cheneys, Least Common Denominatrix...
Tuesday, September 14, 2004
The Jimmy Walker Experience, Being John Ashcroft, Mother Inferior, Put It In Your Mouth: It Will Make You Feel Pretty, Her Royal Harness, Fisting Amy, The Cockmongers, Atari Teenage Wasteland, Soap Rock Opera, Dirty Unicorn, The Porne Identity, Mullet-riffic, Amygdala, Weebles Don't Take Shit From Anyone, The Douchebaggs, AC/BC, Daddy Whorebucks...
Sunday, May 16, 2004
Reality Thief, Moll Walker and the Heartattack Brass Band, The Bangor Sistas Booty Troupe, French Ass, Jackhammer In Tinseltown, God I'm Horny!, Frat=Fart, The E In Staind, One Eye Salute, Run It Up The Fagpole, Too Much Hair?, Smell It...
Wednesday, May 05, 2004
Varicose Train, Hop-a-Long Pussy, Asscheek Peachfuzz, Hardly a Liver, Hillary Duff McKagan, Suicidal Stripper and The 89 Mustang Hanged, Pat My Bottom-Feeder, Fluent in Klingon, Construct My Destruction, The Jelly of Kings, Cinco de Shred, The Motor City Maxi-Pads, Between Meats, Mayhem Stomach Tattoo, The One I Smother, Unleash Those Titties!...
Wednesday, April 21, 2004
Assholes of Architecture, Diabolic Friction, The Six Pack, Felicity Cunt, Kurt McBain & His Quickdraw All-Stars, The Long Hello, Sock!, Reamer Scum, The Tell-Tale Hardons...
Monday, April 19, 2004
Juggernaut Taut, Make Room for Baby-Daddy!, Fuck Rodgers, The Campy Tampons, Wildebeast Stir-Fry, Zephyr Colonic, WRECKTIFIER - oh wait - nevermind, Vanity is A Whiskbroom, Weave My Rug, At-A-Glance Underpants, Scratch That!, Confucius Spay, Lobes of Deception...
Wednesday, April 14, 2004
Paula Abdulaoblongata, The Toaster Giants, Phil Ate My Weiner, Pee Patrol, The Modern Rampage, Twin Twins, She’s Tina!, The Jim Pansies, Seminole Fluid, Jazz Sucks, The Sack Flies, Frothy...
Tuesday, April 13, 2004
Rockery Chicken, Hannibal Sphincter, Lords of Acid Wash Jeans, The Saratoga Suicide, Subjugate My Hymen, Coyote Fugly, The Frosty Beverages, The Balderdash Beaus, Fresh Fernando, Whores Doovers?, Yamaha Ramshackle, Mitch is Digital, Sperm of The Moment, A SHARP CONTRAST, Sweater Meat, Manilowfesto...
Tuesday, March 23, 2004
The Hedgehog Jugglers, Soft Toilet, Breakwater Whoosh!, Can-Can Doo-Doo, Bulimia Express, Joyride to Armageddon, The Marshall Fucker Band, Holy Cow!, The Lard Ass Louvre, Trippy? You Bet Your Sweet Bippy!, Haunting Hossenfeffer, Yella Rubella Smella, Suckface Salamander, The Immaculate Petri Dish Conception, Suck It Whore!...
Thursday, March 11, 2004
The Finger of Ugly, Marzipan Deathwish, Cousin Ethel's Award Winning Praline Divinity, Demonstrate the Menstruate, The Crippled Nipples, Inherit the Girth, Threatening Pete, Once Fucked by Pauly Shore, Hardcore Hernando and The Hialeah Hump Patrol, Pinkeye Alibi, Thrashbuckets, Nothing Rhymes With Me, You're Soaking In It, Sodomy is For Lovers, Buzzcut Hideaway, Gelding the Devil, Veterinarian to The Stars, I'm Not Laughing...
Monday, March 01, 2004
Balls Deep and The Groaning Lil' Sisters, Little Mister Sister Fister, Cockmatisser and The Impressions of Lust, The Mark of Stan, The Stan of Mark, Emo Phillip's Emo Band...
Swaddled in Gerbils, Pac-Man Americana, Swirlies of Pain, Sk8ter Rape, The Twist Cones of Unity, Floggin' Toboggan, The Almighty Hiney Kickers of Salt Lake City, Do Not Shake!, Face To Hole, Aunt Trudy's Bunion, The Gay People, Groovy Booty Wilkins and The Parade of Assless Blue Jeans, Wooden Pickle Peter, The Random Adult Contemporary Alternative Band featuring Adam Duritz, Gelatinous Crutch, Monkeybite Munchpants, The Hallelujah Hens of Destruction...
Thursday, February 26, 2004
Vulvatron, The Poker Llamas, The Righteous Fandango, Sacks of Tears, Watermelon Cooch, Harpie Delight, Squandering Angst, Seasons of Mange, Amniotic Smoothie, Heartbreak Scro-Tel, Center Console Admissional, Okay Curtis!, Two-Faced Mormon, The Doobie Step-Cousins, Silky Drawers, The Dick Wolves
and from BS Indeed: Explosive Chasms of Pain, Greatness Renounced, Lovestruck Ninjas, Caving In to Uncle Tom, Creation Inflation, The Wunderperves, Das Da Poopie, Grapes of Plath, Stellar Magnolia and the Lemon Peels, Rhinoplastation without Representation
and from David Hasselhoff: I Am A German God, Devil With A Red Speedo, Newmie's Voracious Sexual Appetite, Hobie Time, Lick My Tower, Rollerblade Crapshoot, Mitch Ain't Your Bitch, Second-Fiddle to A Talking Car, No I'm Not Don Johnson
and from BS Indeed: Explosive Chasms of Pain, Greatness Renounced, Lovestruck Ninjas, Caving In to Uncle Tom, Creation Inflation, The Wunderperves, Das Da Poopie, Grapes of Plath, Stellar Magnolia and the Lemon Peels, Rhinoplastation without Representation
and from David Hasselhoff: I Am A German God, Devil With A Red Speedo, Newmie's Voracious Sexual Appetite, Hobie Time, Lick My Tower, Rollerblade Crapshoot, Mitch Ain't Your Bitch, Second-Fiddle to A Talking Car, No I'm Not Don Johnson
Monday, February 16, 2004
Babylon 69, The Muse Shoes, Accent on The Dill, Misty Water Colored Mammaries, The Static Cling Cockrings, The Leg Men, Warlock Wanna-Be and The Unnecessarily Pointy Hats, Electric Salmonella, The Ham Percolators, Prognosis Ambiguous, BURN RUBBER!, The Papaya Inscription, Be The Ball, The Speculum Perspective, Clay Aiken, The Barely Breeding, Punchbuggy Massacre, "Personal Massager" and The Who Do You Think You're Foolings, Secondhand Uterus, Playback Bitchslap, Teeth for Quarters, God Loves Leather, Miss Piss-Poor Attitude and The Non-Team Players....
Thursday, February 12, 2004
Marshmallow Tombstone, Squeamish Aggression, One Man Bar Mitzvah, Tighten Those Knickers, Supermarket Creep, Keen Fashion Sense, Paradise of Meat, The Inappropriate Rebels, Cockblock Chaz and The Beamers, Cellophane Satan, The Greasy Escapades, The Promise of Titty, Wetland Surprise, Yogurt Fetish, The Hearty Bowls of Thrash, Pardon My Stench, Me So Pretentious, The Sound of Shoving, Bluewater Tears and The Tidy Soul Man...
Monday, February 09, 2004
Coal Miners In Heat, The Drab Five, The Bonos (formerly Sonny & The Involuntary Face-lifts), My Soiled Sam Goody Smock, Humping Farm, Meet-n-Greet Manifesto, The Dirty Diapers, Ferra Fawsett, Chug My DNA...
Wednesday, January 28, 2004
A Donkey Fire inspired instant message conversation with Ass Machine Jones and BS Indeed:
xgizzardx: Mungal Blanket
riotmag27: Dungaree Vulva
xgizzardx: Parsley T-Back
xgizzardx: Glandular Disarray
riotmag27: Cilantro Y-Back
riotmag27: Long Sleeved Urethra
xgizzardx: Prostate and the Lost Frenum
xgizzardx: Cattleprod Backwash
riotmag27: Stinkproof Cabana Bites
xgizzardx: Cud Pocket
xgizzardx: Flatulance for Freedom
riotmag27: Sly Meringue Pie
riotmag27: Wheaties Spasm
xgizzardx: Grape Minge
xgizzardx: Minikawa's Lost 5 Foot Cheetah
riotmag27: Mahogany Airboat
xgizzardx: Dentifrice Milkshake
riotmag27: Hairy Welcome
riotmag27: Harlequin Shitpants
xgizzardx: Takeout Sphinctor
riotmag27: Twist of Lymon
xgizzardx: Gamey Cuntcheese and the Smeg Removers
riotmag27: Polyp Cracker
xgizzardx: Snap Fecal Pop
riotmag27: Hitchin' a Tear
riotmag27: Corndog Fantasia
xgizzardx: Rippling Minkoil
riotmag27: Elephantial Brutality
xgizzardx: 7 Seconds of Perfect Paranoia
xgizzardx: Neverlasting Cockrobber
riotmag27: Whisper to Ice Cream
riotmag27: Sickle Cell Origami
xgizzardx: Unchained Syphilis
riotmag27: Acid Rock Reflux
riotmag27: Brackish Groove
xgizzardx: Spoogerag Graveyard
riotmag27: Mmm, Oatey!
xgizzardx: You've Got Brail
riotmag27: Circus of Balls
xgizzardx: Chunks of Regret
riotmag27: PNEUMATIC KILL-SHAFT
xgizzardx: and the Pump Up Allstars
xgizzardx: Mungal Blanket
riotmag27: Dungaree Vulva
xgizzardx: Parsley T-Back
xgizzardx: Glandular Disarray
riotmag27: Cilantro Y-Back
riotmag27: Long Sleeved Urethra
xgizzardx: Prostate and the Lost Frenum
xgizzardx: Cattleprod Backwash
riotmag27: Stinkproof Cabana Bites
xgizzardx: Cud Pocket
xgizzardx: Flatulance for Freedom
riotmag27: Sly Meringue Pie
riotmag27: Wheaties Spasm
xgizzardx: Grape Minge
xgizzardx: Minikawa's Lost 5 Foot Cheetah
riotmag27: Mahogany Airboat
xgizzardx: Dentifrice Milkshake
riotmag27: Hairy Welcome
riotmag27: Harlequin Shitpants
xgizzardx: Takeout Sphinctor
riotmag27: Twist of Lymon
xgizzardx: Gamey Cuntcheese and the Smeg Removers
riotmag27: Polyp Cracker
xgizzardx: Snap Fecal Pop
riotmag27: Hitchin' a Tear
riotmag27: Corndog Fantasia
xgizzardx: Rippling Minkoil
riotmag27: Elephantial Brutality
xgizzardx: 7 Seconds of Perfect Paranoia
xgizzardx: Neverlasting Cockrobber
riotmag27: Whisper to Ice Cream
riotmag27: Sickle Cell Origami
xgizzardx: Unchained Syphilis
riotmag27: Acid Rock Reflux
riotmag27: Brackish Groove
xgizzardx: Spoogerag Graveyard
riotmag27: Mmm, Oatey!
xgizzardx: You've Got Brail
riotmag27: Circus of Balls
xgizzardx: Chunks of Regret
riotmag27: PNEUMATIC KILL-SHAFT
xgizzardx: and the Pump Up Allstars
Thursday, January 22, 2004
David Carradine's Robotic Arm Hates Your Crotch, The Spring I Fucked My Aunt, Girl Toss, Chief Dan Shoehorn & the Loafers, The Rice Kings, Hunting Holly Hobby, Martin & the Afro Sheens, The Man From 1983, Chinatown Minstrels, Kung-Fu Preschool, Haiti Is For Lovers...
Tuesday, January 20, 2004
Stink Weiner Surprise, Sexual Ass Salt, Stormdrain Slimegines, The All powerful and far reaching dirty brownish-red fingers of Al Mattolo, The Prosthetic Pimps, The Mass Nerderers, The Borscht Browneyes, Chock Full O' Sluts, Apocalypse Hoboken...
Monday, January 19, 2004
Four-Door Pulpit, Crotchless Revolution, Megamamed, Marvin Cockcomb and The Sultry Poultry, Satan's Cotton Finger, Lucid Dreams of Ron Popeil, Magenta Yenta, The OCD Protocol, The Heaping Tablespoons of Wicked, Quills of Fright, The Shape of Sadness, Zsa Zsa Wilkins and The Leotard Chafes, Taunts of Licehead, Wet Handfuls, Who Wants Seconds?!, MC Sexual Denial and DJ Personal Massager Wand, Beatbox Betty, Whore No More, Booty Pollutey...
Thursday, January 15, 2004
Glass Bitch...
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Now Meteor!, Miniature Devastation, Margarine Dreamcoat, Petite Dong, So Harsh, Au Revoir Pants, Turgid Otter, What A Squealin', Bibliodiscoteca, Atomic Defrost, Putt to Win!!, Legless in Louisville, The Chinchilla Response, Hobby Knob and The Bouncers, Time Will Smell, Krazy Naked Pete (for Helen), Crackerjack Coup, Pollo Physicale, Wayward Son and The Peace When You Are Dones, Sickle Cell Armenia, Tuckus Ruckus, Circus of Lars, Speed Metal A'La Mode...
Sunday, January 11, 2004
The Rug-Burned Knees Of Altar Boys, Spit Swap In The Dugout, Pearl Handled Grip, Welcome Home Ethan Frome, The Rembrandts (formerly VanGogh Fuck Yourself), Doggy Style Council, Fill'er Up, Samurai Thong, Stuck On The Griddle, Catfish Marathon, Plastered In Paris, Those Tennessee Teens, The Durian In Mono, Filipino Scavenger Hunt, Terror Around 5-foot-4, Seka vs. Frankenstein, Wheelchair Snobbery...
Friday, January 09, 2004
Banshee Warbler, Skintight yet Strangely Sallow, Minute Tears, Gallstoner, Easy Edith and The Popcorn Tub Handjob Experience, Runaway Gobstopper, Stinkwiener, Nipples on Parade, Love Squirts, Pussy Confit, Gorillas Gone Wild!, Musty Toupee', Casio Hacker, Maxi Launchpad, AFFIRMATIVE, Kiss My Sadness, Cats Against Dogs, Confetti Anatalia and The Brown Sprinkles, Bargain Rock, Michael Bolton vs. The World, Voted Most Popular...
Thursday, January 08, 2004
The Scourge of Wellington, Treason Enema, Gamey Smell, Cocktoasten, Beef Strokinoff, Harris Hostetler and His Hospitable Harp Honeys, There You Are!, Smoko Polo, Pantyless Patty and The Mysterious Snail Trail Left On My New La-Z-Boy Leather Recliner That She's Gonna Have To Clean Up Because I Don't Know Where That Skank Has Been, The Oxen Treaty, Bad Venison, Duo-Tang, Rommeloscopy, Helter Skelter Butt Wipe, Tune In Tacoma...
Bladder Mavens, Cornelius Cupid and the Heart Strings, Oh What A Goiter!, Strange Hebrew, You Want To Touch It?, The Sound When You Sit, Spermicidal Maniacs, We've Got Toast, Sensations Of Lubrication (formerly K.Y. and the Sunshine Banned), Wagon Ass, Infant Temper, Sex Acts With Sisters, The Semolina Piltdown Men...
Tuesday, January 06, 2004
The Meatloaf Massacre, So Slimming!, Hold the Fusion Please, Knockout Labia, Carnie Tooth, Fantasia Sabre, Uncle Tom's Stabbin', Punch Punch DIE, Fondling Wolfowitz, Cageless Prison of My Post-College Insecurities, Shaved By the Bell, Briny Stink and His Walrus Extravaganza, Foxtrot of Destruction, Scott Baio's Crucifix, Drawstring Heart and the Sachels of Love, Hoversnatch, Tigers of the North...
Monday, January 05, 2004
Stop The Herman Hesses, Fat Joke, ¡Urethra!, Gomer's Pile, Wicked Willy & The Wet Release, Sex Is A Bullfight?, The Ass Monks, Wha Happened, William Sea, Tina!, Monte Cavalier & His Exposed Genitalia, The Sonny Bono Principal (formerly Head First & The Douglas Firs), Lumberjack Droppings, Prom Night Guilt Trip, Afterbirth Delight...
Spangle Loaf, Cover That Sneeze!, Skeet Cheater and The Buckshot Surprise, So Sad It's Funny, Applecider Tendencies, Kill Whitey, The Swanky Art Fags, T-Rexploitation, Lemur Pee Pee, That Bloated Feeling, Hiccup de Gerbil, The Shemptations, Hotel Coral Essex (for the Revenge of the Nerds II fans), Hobby Store Whore, Armed Throbbery, The Deviated Septum Rouse, Ping Pong Mambo, The Bonfire Sanities, Clark Licks Wiener, John Cougar Mellencamp, Tell-Tale Whippersnapper, Ass Lick Amy and The Tongue Browns, Sixth Avenue Stew, Shake n' Bake Your Love, Crush That Fly, I Cry Dollar Signs, Smell on Earth, New Moister Recipe!...
Tuesday, December 30, 2003
Rock Man Enough, The Dukes of Shinjuku-ku-ku-ku, Spit Shine, Terry Borealis & The Aurora Singers, Lunch Meat Cavalcade, Tragicology 101, Pap Smear Collage, Oscar & The Buck Wildes, Trim, This Time With Feeling Inc., Testicular Dancer...
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
Feverish Jizz, Tumbling Mice, Milk-fed Spartacus, The In-Law Troubadours, The Kwanzaa Theory, Ostrich Pokey, Wesley Snipes Peed on My Parka, Stick It To The Man, The Masked Persnickety Thrasher of South Side Detroit, Geechy Guy and The Star Search Finalists, Silver Poons, Yellow Scab and The Hailers, Monkey Ride Mordechai, Seething With Decorum, Macrame' Condom, Please Don't Eat the Lazies, Stoneware Honey, Iron Maitre'D, Yam Shock!...
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Tasty Handshake, The Wharf Brats, The Not-So-Freshers, Cool Hand Nuke, Baby Truth, Lard Tart, Now With Wings!, Tick Tock Glam, Battery Bob and The Slimline Vibratos, Hellfire Speedo, Bangbots, Flurry of Fury and The Things to Come, Long and Brown, Wile E. Peyote, Mildly Sweet, Point and Laugh, Tear-Spiked Holiday Party Punch, Pearly Puke, Death Marmalade, Frozen Pose and The Uptown Vogues, Stay Golden, Sizeable Skidmark and The Oxi-Clean Experience, Gremlin Fart, Toolin' Tightpants, The Bastard Love Children of Bobby and Cindy Brady, Blitzkrieg Nap, Gabba Gabba Spay, Hey That's My Dyke!, Gelatin Heart, Short Curlies, Manshark...
Thursday, December 11, 2003
Babaloo Douche, Sniffy Snarfer, Curtailed Wieners, Apocalipps Inc., Primordial Longing for A New Day, Pet the Turkey, Snooze Button Johnny and The Late-To-Works, Pacify My Wanton Need To Be Held, Down-There Mustache, Total Anal Destruction and The Accompanying Discomfort, Strichnine Lollipop, New Poon on Monday, Slick Lawrence Bergenthal and Kool Moe Rosenblatt, A Fine Kettle of ROCK, Too Bad You're Gay (TBYG), Neuroses of Grandeur, Sillypants Pariah, Steve Winwood, Boom Boom Diddy and The Wacka Wacka Noise Bunch, The Bum Rush, Pimento Loaf Slapping Sound, Hysteriaectomy, Pyro-Mart, Thrashsicle, Dream Beaver...
Dank Star Galactica, My Barfing Garbled Ape!, Spoon Me Like the Knob (courtesy of Helen H.), Hernia Inferno, Rojo Solo, Captain Toenail, Granola Gary and The Crunchers, Floss Thrice!, Bus Stop Boy Spank, Trivial Purse Suit, Livin' Large in Laos, Tango Gherkin, Diesel Weasel, Jazz Pardon...
Monday, December 08, 2003
Tan-Line Fetish, The Darling Buds of SHRED, Cock Around the Clock, 28 Blowjobs Later, Bunsen Burner Bonfire, Tumultuous Underpants, Scabby Dan, The Unholy Unholiness of Being Unholy, This Pancreas Is Not A Toy, Animal Fagnetism, Rip Screaming Diarrhea, Pepto-Abysmal, Pussy Pants, Party Balls, The Acid Testes, The Home-Schooled Posse of West Boca Raton, Shakin' Grandpappy and The Parkinson's Mafia, Alarmingly So!, The Car-Jack Kennedys, Candlebra and Panties, Ride the Cake, Wicker Motorcycle, The Screeching Seagull Sallys and The Coupon Clippers...
OB-GYN Kenobe, Brownish Breeze and The Break-Winders, Burning Sensation, Honky-Tonk Samurai, Punitive Love, The Stench Republicans, Nun the Wiser, Kneel and Bob, Grand Theft Grotto, Vomit Zappa, Sassy Fetus, The Non-Denominational Fanatic All-Stars, Free-Bouillabaise, Barbie Whore, Vinyl Vagina, Naugahyde is On Your Side, Squat Krazy, One Leg Up, Hot Brown Starfish, Fistimuffs, Rubber Hole, Snatch Du'Jour, Gee Your Tears Smell Terrific, Cry Me a Liver, Milk Stalkings, Attached Rib Meat, Ragin' Cajun and The Jambalaya Ass Explosion, Downtown Vein...
Saturday, December 06, 2003
Dark Meat Messiah, Schoolgirl Slave Ship, Pedestrian Death Toll, Stevie Elksneer & his Tomahawk Choir, Caliente y Loco, Puppet Orgy, Moe Lester & Timmy, The Tense Brigade, Nervous Nelly's Latin Labiaccapelists, Willie Willnot & the Won't Yous, Vampire Swingers, Club Ape, And God Said...
Friday, December 05, 2003
Gila Monster Truck Rally, Endangered Species a'la Carte, Cut A Switch and The Woodsheds, Tinkle Town, Ballsy Palsy, Touch and Blow, Suck and Roll, The Promise Sleepers, Peeping Hymen, Rip A Hooter, Candy Apple Shred, The Underling Chain, Balls to The Mall, Haircut Extraordinaire, Pulsating Colon, Rapid Fire Rawk!, Bright Lights Big Titties, Shanghai Squeegee, SCREECHING HALT, Fart Hammer and The Wafting Nails of Stink, Hurl Ives, Too Fast for Gloves, Papier Mache Ego and The Emotional Pinata Bats, Dicken Cornhole, Paycheck Shackles, No "I" In Team, The Blaine and Andee Saboteurs, Surfers Smile So Sexy So Smile Surfer Style, The Miami-Ohio Sound Machine, Charm Bracelet Wrestling, Urethra Cowboys and The Yellow Stream...
Thursday, December 04, 2003
The Heavy Humpers, Nightjizzing, Primordial Screams of Viking Terror, Numb Tongue and the White Lines, Cum Jumper, The Holy Hair Highway, Fuzzy Dissectioners, INTOXICUTIONERS, The Aramel Crapples, Lazy Day Tit Swingers, Vaginoplasty, Dr. Brownlove and the Chocolate Mouthfulls, Zipperuster, The Wet Spots, De Gaulles the Wall, Degas Attack, Jimmy Stickycrack and the Lollipop Anatalia, The Midnight Ride of Paula's Rear, The Glove, The Witch Tits, The Singapore Sugarcaners, Ballbag Johnson and the Wrinkley Crinkleys, The Warm Slices of Hair Pie, Master Daughter, Drunk on Tears, Single Malt Raindrop, Them Ole Flappin' Asscheeks...
FROM THE HARDY BOYS TV SERIES: Witches Hollow, Flying Courier, The Wipe Outs, Acapulco Spies, Jade Kwan Yin, Meet Dracula, Hollywood Phantom, Flight 608, The Creatures That Came On Sunday, Oh Say Can You Sing, Death Surf, Arson & Old Lace, The Last Kiss of Summer...
Cold Side Cold Hot Side Hot, Truman Peyote, Emma's Pee, The Short Hairs, Spectacles Testicles Watch & Wallet, Nancy Drew's Mystery Stain, Les Articles, Oprahvania, The Jeff & Dorothy Stratten Gun Club, It IS A Tumor!, Jennifer Loves To Do It, Parker Stevenson's S&M Revue, Jenny Shimizu & the Mechanics...
Girls Before Swine, Short Skirts Ask For It, Bald Mayo, The Humidors featuring Pretentious Douchebag, Banging the Sides, Fondleminium, Couples Skate, Cock It To Me!, Here Come The Fudge, Deal A Meal, Dildo Faggins, The Reach-a-Rounds, Khaki Dockers, Wonton Penis, Old Ironsides, Been There-Pun That, Virginia is For Lovers, The New Ugly, Pseudo Butthole, Quasi Anus, Curvy Turd, Bastard Pussycat, Farberwarella, Number Two Pencil, Remarkably Smooth, The Ostentatious Three, Captain Emo, Scorch Dong Trilogy, I Heart Me, Ears Aren't Handles, The French Tickler Mob, American Jiggle, Daft Jazz, Moustache Gash and The Tiny Combs, Knock-Kneeded, The Bratwurst Pack, Disco Neck Ted, MC Breakdancin' Hemophiliac and DJ Platelet Transfusion, Rap-ola, The Glowstick Conspiracy, Loogie Delight, Enema Mine....
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
Fernado Amore and the Acupulco Rapists, Ass Pirate Willy and the Bounty of Booty, Rhoda Rooter, The Shit Can Symphonics, Scrub the Grout!, Mercedez Boyz, The Crotch Liquors, DJ Snazzy Dresser and the Courteous Concierge, Chez Douche, Trick Cousin, HARDSPANK, Squeezin' T's, Ali Boobah and the Dirty Knees, Vest, The Mid-Cycle Humpers, Slaughterhouse Jive, For Judy Bloom the Bell Tolls, A Separate Piece of Ass, Spliff and Separate, The Girthlings, God is a Haitian Lesbian, Fall of the House of Flusher, My Ride is Here, Harvey Wasserstein's Teutonic Jazz Extravaganza, Cocktopuss Erecti, The Slim Soft Fingers of John Tesh, The Soup and Salamanders, The Gay Buttsexors, A Turd to the Wise, Sacktwist Sally and the Tube Tyers, The Latex Fists, Kings of the North, The Lief Erickson Crossover, Church Puget Sound Advice, I don't know what that Korean girl used on my legs...
Taj Maballs, Kerouaction Jackson, Bust A Loo, Third Degree Hepburns, Total Cuteness Overload (TCO), Kielbasa Ricochet, The Mulatto Collection, Octaroon Fandango, Brandon Teena Turner Overdrive, Pointed Shorts Kewl!, Hammer of The Mods, The Fece Police, Mold Spice, The Cocktail Divers, Muff The Magic Vagina, The Sit n' Spinners, Hole Shabangers, Gory Feldman, The Red Letter Gays, I'm Parched!, Morissey's Codpiece, Chastity Smelt, Boris Becker Pecker Wrecker, Bjorn Again, Latvian Pete and The Ricola Blowback, Swiss Piss with The Mini Marshmallows, Ted Nougat, The Rollicking Shablotnicks, 2 Ralulas, The Probetrotters, Hand Jive Harold and The Hot Wax, Ream Me Slowly...
Buck Up, Jani Lane's Wild Ride, Tootsie Hole, Litter Mates, On Kierkegaard!, Baby-Daddy, Mangina, Gubment Cheese, Freshly Shorn, Wil Wheaton, The LaBrea Armpits, Step On A Gator Ain't Like Steppin' on Custard Pie!, Bandito Turdito, Dirty Nun, E Tu Anus?, Pope Chest, Barf at The Moon, Bruce and The Total Fags, Teflon Labia, The Pointer Brothers, The Neville Step-Cousins, Hummus Among Us, Tofutti Rosenthal, Asshorn, Hubbub Bub, I'll Buy That For A Dollar!, Footlong Johnny and The Throat Massagers, Rock Itch...
A SALUTE TO '60s BRITISH INVASION Timmy Viminy and Friends, Toby Chuckheath's Royal Farce, Chucky Charles' Rhythm & Blues Exlosion, The Loving Tree People, 2 Thames 2, The Polka-dot Gang, The Wicky-Woos, Bobby Chaise and the Loungers, Bruce and Ian, Torie Torie Torie!, The Hyde Street Balladeers featuring Jeremy Tumble, Jump Me in the Thicket, The Bowler Five, Leviathan Rain, The Lemurs, Chad Wankworth's Pop Ad Nauseum, The Parsnips...
Scarlet Fever and the Whooping Coughs, Nice Cannes!, Tonsil Squad, Porn Cone Jamboree, Dildo Banjo, Lords of the Bored, ¡Torquemada!, Cinnamon Tomboy...
Monday, December 01, 2003
DONKEY FIRE'S TOP 10 FOR NOVEMBER!
OK Kids! Time to play God and pick your Top 10 favorite band names for the month of November! Posts made on December 1st count! Everything after will be considered next month. Top 10 lists will appear in the sidebar, so hurry up and get a'crackin! Send your list to ---> I'm a slave to the Donkey!
*Donkey Fire does not officially support "a'crackin" as a form of entertainment*
OK Kids! Time to play God and pick your Top 10 favorite band names for the month of November! Posts made on December 1st count! Everything after will be considered next month. Top 10 lists will appear in the sidebar, so hurry up and get a'crackin! Send your list to ---> I'm a slave to the Donkey!
*Donkey Fire does not officially support "a'crackin" as a form of entertainment*
On Her Majesty's Secret Cervix, Los Bienes, Tampon Avenue, Harvey Sacc & the Doodle-Oo's, Jailbait Reunion Squad, The Cavity Searchers, Cram, Where's My Lint?, Nigel Standish Goes To War, Trim It!, It's A Toe Jam Christmas, Hedonism Brain Squirt, Royal Panty Raid, VanGogh Fuck Yourself...
Mediocre Wednesday, Perky Platypus , Rockem Sockem Lover, A Penis Between Us, The Falafel Truth, Pants Without Hats, Guapo Pollo, Trimming Crew, Strife-A-Roni, Sausage Garden, Clementine's Brown Rosebud, Fece of Burden, Scarf n' Barf, Tyrannorexia and The Clavicles, Dabble Dooya, Men in Sandals, Cock Turtleneck, Foppleberry Jones and The Velvet Crush...
Alice in Wonderbra, The Sale of Two Titties, Raquel Belch, Stink I-812, Dr. Knob and the Switch Flippers, Vaganus Cocktail, The Unkept Promise of Future Hate Unfolding, Flaming Ferrets on Mescaline, Ye Olde Tallywhackers, The Liter O' Slawhorses, Icky Icky Jew Ha Ha, Mom's Beard, The Guys, Jingleh Jingleh and the Ayuss Lobes, Tartar Boss!...
Dirty Balls Deke and The Scrub-A-Dubs, DJ Sandwich and The Hold-The-Mayos, Badmintonfinger, Fallopiantopia, Roast Beef Curtain Call, Touch Me in the Mourning, The Fissure Kings, Bewilderment in B Minor, Viva Hoboken!, The Anal-Gesics, Natalie Imbruglia's Huge Vagina, Judas Keister, Little Orphan Poon-Annie, Abrasia...
Sunday, November 30, 2003
The Merry Cockswain, General Geddy Lee, Girls Dorm, Harold & Then There's Maude, Scrotal Misfits, Liberace's Sack o'Fun, Prof. Mons Venus & the DeMilos, Spring Break Shitfit, My Ape!, Tori Amos & the Andys, The Stunt Cocks, The Saddam Who Sang, Illuminaughty, Hobo Tooth...
View Jupiter, Gaze Upon Uranus, Gawk at Mercury, Visualize Pluto, Look, Mars!, Staring at Saturn...
Equinox Afghan, Dog Days Duvet, Picnic Days Comforter, Vacation Shawl, Hot Season Bedspread...
Satan's Fingers, Lady Fatterly's Blubber, Ol' Turkey Neck and The Danglers, Artichoke Heartbreakers, The Amazing Amazers, Granny Greenteeth and the Gallopping Gouts, Chito Molenka and the Cast-da-nets, Goiterfinger, Smooth Willie D. and the Satin Nutsacks, Pussy Lipps (St)inc., Scrotum Pole, Smoke a Polack, Pencil Me In!, Prunebelly, The Stretch Marc Anthony Hopkins, Lasagna, Jellyroll Holliday, Hollidaycare, The Heinie Prophets, Azrael's Purse, Dr. Proctopuss and the Dirty Fingernails, My Big Fat Ego and the Panty Droppers, Dick Gregory's Last Meal, Manwitch, Dragon's Faith, Enchanted Elf and the 84 sided die, Jackalopacola, Slippery Stuff, Blind Dog Owner, The "It was the hand job" Five, Knuckle Deep, The Turd Thiefs, Ass Basket, I Have a Dream Weavers, Canned Ham and the Turnkeys, The Wetback Romantics, Knickertwist, The Speedy Jigs, Stand Up Steve and the Datebreakers, Faggot Laureate, Slippery Pete and the Lubes, Phleeps!...
Saturday, November 29, 2003
Jackass Tornado, Stephen Hawkwind, The Life of a Carny, The Darling Bud Mellmans, J. C. Go Kart, The Spread Devils, Terrance Haversham and his All Male Orchestra, Very Ferry, The Power of Suck, Indian Suitcase, The Joyschticks, Remind Me To Die, The Four Control Tops, The Probes, Boy Tears, Tempest in a D-Cup...
Friday, November 28, 2003
Caustic Creamery, The Cunts of Monte Carlo, Gertrude Frankenstein, The Valley of DeGaules, Total Death, the Wet T-Totallers, Ionic Armageddon, Dolemite's Crotch, The Babymakers, Sheila Fern and the Naughty Boys, Tracheotomy Farm, Haitian Muffin, Clam Handshake, Das Güds, Slime Swing, Led Zionist, Noc and the Turnals, Bicycle Corpse...
