tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-61423182009-03-02T02:21:23.910-05:00Donkey FireFor that "special" musician in your life, give the gift that truly keeps on giving... Are they lazy? Unmotivated? A bass player? Then save them time and effort by giving them a FREE BAND NAME! At no cost to you, hundreds of caustic, humorous, overtly intellectual, sexy, thoughtful, and maddening monickers are just a click away! Welcome to DONKEY FIRE!jonhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04720110677213369106lucreangst@yahoo.comBlogger79125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6142318.post-70162042592712594122007-03-09T15:16:00.000-05:002007-03-09T15:18:40.896-05:00(Submitted by M. Haddad)Pete Rosetta Stone, The Squid and the Whale-tail, The Sound and the Furious Five, The Poor Man's Omar Sharif, Fidel on the Roof, Uncle Fareed and the Al-Qaeda-Woulda-Shouldas, Much Ado about Mary, Carpe dick! 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